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Blueberry Breakfast Stuffed Sweet Potatoes
So the other day, I went to Whole Foods and grabbed some blueberry breakfast sausage. They were all out of regular breakfast sausage, so we had to settle for the blueberry kind. I wasn’t complaining at...
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Caramel Apple Pancakes (nut free)
What is up with fall and it making me crave everything that sounds like fall? Like these pancakes. Don’t they just sound like fall? I think they do. Except I always hated caramel covered apples growing...
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Easy Shredded Pork over Caramelized Mashed Plantains
Are you seeing the theme this week? I sure am. It’s called laziness. Easy breakfast crockpot thingy, now easy shredded crockpot pork. Come on Juli, get your sh*t together. Just kidding, I like easy....
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Pumpkin Apple Spice Waffles
Ok it’s time to talk about the big time sh*t that went down this past week. Well, not exactly big sh*t, BUT I cried my eyes out like it was. On Thursday, while I was packing for my trip to Chicago, my...
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Apple and Butternut Squash Hash
I need to stop eating squashes. It’s getting out of control. I think I bought every kind of squash possible the other day. Pretty sure some of them are just decorative squashes. Some look like they...
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Sweet Beet Pre-Workout Smoothie
This recipe is brought to you by the amazing Sergio. He’s still kicking it in Afghanistan. I’m still missing him. A lot. But we get to chat weekly, and now that I have a new computer, we can Facetime....
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Thanksgiving Morning: Apple Fritters
I got a little wild this weekend. Meaning I spent my days and nights on the computer, finishing up my cookbook. And too much time in the kitchen, eating sweets. Oh stop getting mad. And disappointed....
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Morning Glory Muffins (nut free option)
I’m mad. Like, really f*cking mad. Ok, that’s a lie, I don’t really get mad, I just get sad. So, I’m really f*cking sad. My face was finally getting better, finally looking like something was changing...
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Maple Blueberry Bacon Breakfast Carnitas
I’m writing this post right now as I sit at my mechanic. My toes are cold. And I’m kinda bored because the show that is on their tv is from the 70′s, but thankfully I have my computer, so I can...
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21DSD Creamy Green Apple Smoothie
ANOTHER green smoothie? Come on, Juli. I’m so freaking tired. These 5am shifts are pulling me down. It’s just so early. And so dark outside. And so depressing. At least I coach some amazing people, or...
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Pineapple Caribbean Jerk Filet Mignon
I’M SORRY!! My website has been similar to a child. A pain in the freaking ass. I wish I could tell you what the issues are, but I’m an idiot. And when it comes to computers or computer code or really,...
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Crockpot Fig Apple Butter
So much stuff is going on, I haven’t had any time to cook. I’ve been eating beef, brussels sprouts, and hot sauce for almost every meal. And drinking wine far more often than needed. Like right now....
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Banana Vanilla Bean Pancakes with Mixed Berry Compote
I really don’t even know what a compote is. Btw, I’m in a bake shop right now and it smells stupid good. Like double chocolate cookies. Some with Reese’s mini cups in the middle. FML. Sometimes paleo...
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Pineapple Stuffed Chorizo Burgers
After CrossFitting for the past 3 years, I have learned the following: Nothing really ever gets easier. Movements get better, muscles get stronger, and the brain learns how to push through some of the...
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Cherry and Apple Giant Stuffed Pork Chops
I feel bloated. What the fudge. I haven’t even had any fudge as of late. Maybe it’s because I had a smoothie yesterday. Why does fruit make me bloat. Damn you fruit, damn you to hell. All I want is the...
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Pumpkin Espresso French Toast Rounds
Well good morning sunshine! So nice to see you. There is construction in my neighborhood and my car alarm keeps chirping as the trucks roll by. Now that’s one badass alarm system. Or annoying one,...
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Strawberry Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins
I don’t know how I feel about St. Patrick’s Day. I think I’m part Irish, but I don’t really know. So I don’t really feel like I have the right to celebrate that day. It’s one of those holidays that...
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Hearty Banana Granola Pancakes
“Making banana pancakes, pretend like it’s the weekend.” Did these pancakes remind you of that song? They did for me. I sang that song while I made pancakes all morning. That’s the only part I know in...
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Simple Shrimp Salad
Do you have any idea how exciting it is when I find a Sex and the City episode that I’ve never seen before? Crazy exciting. Crazy, wicked exciting. More sex scenes that I’ve never seen?!? WHAT?? I...
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Enchilada Chicken Mango Salad
So after people shart their pants on my Facebook wall about the lasagna strips and the cheese in the recipe yesterday, I decided to make a recipe that no one could shart over. That’s not true,...
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